laya:
Fresco depicting cunnilingus. Suburban baths, Pompeii.
I’m looking for good (illustrated) books about sexuality in ancient Rome, especially those of the erotic arts excavated in Pompeii and Herculaneum. Any suggestions are welcome.
laya:
Summae Confessorum: The Holy Guide to Coital Positions
During the middle ages, the church believe that “missionary position” is the only ‘natural’ coital position. Anything other than that, especially those involving exotic and unnecessary stimulations were considered a mortal sin.
Summae confessorum, a handbook described the offending positions and recommended penance of bread, water, and abstinence for exotic congress. A consensus on the punishments included the following:
- Dorsal sex (woman on top): three years
- Lateral, seated, standing: 40 days
- Coitus retro — rear entry: 40 days
- Mutual masturbation — 30 days
- Inter-femural sex — ejaculation between the legs: 40 days
- Coitus in terga — anal sex: three years (with an adult); two years (with a boy); seven years (habitual); 10 years (with a cleric)
- Coitus interruptus — withdrawal method: 2 to 10 years
- Semenem in ore— semen in the mouth: 3 to 15 years
- Masturbation—10 days (men), 30 days (monks), 1 year (women using exotic devices)
See you in hell.
laya:
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GPOYGW Ibanez Steve Vai Jem Series guitar in Loch Ness Green. Thanks to the Ibanez Custom Shop. One of the first guitars I’ve ever pined for, as if it were brand new in 1989. FMLFTW
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laya:
Everything - Alanis Morissette
I can be an asshole of the grandest kind.
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